Things I Say To My Cat

I sing to her too, i usually sing the Seal song “Kiss On A Rose”, i don’t think she likes it much but i am usually having a glass of wine when i sing it so i don’t mind, at all.

Quinn (named after Harley Quinn. I am thinking i should’ve named her Angel or something, she is so moody & destructive at times. Maybe because she’s named after a psycho path? Hmm) is the only cat i have owned, ever. She is definitely a unique one from the things i tell people but she is also a cat.


It doesn’t matter if the house is burning down around us, she will without hesitation ignore me and all i say. She will continue her bath until she is finished grooming even if a mouse toy covered in cat nip is thrown at her head. She is going to be nice and sweet while she hugs me (she actually hugs me but no one else) then right before she is over it, she usually bites my ear or around it.


She is a rambunctious 1 year old so i know she is still getting in tune with her kitty cuteness but i wish she would understand just because her paw is up her claws don’t have to be out or that she won’t starve just because she may see a tiny hint of her bowl from under her food.


I do want to keep her happy though. Making sure she has the best quality treats, food, and play things. So the house isn’t destroyed by the time i get home from work.

She also has these aggravating but quirky things she will do. I think it is totally planned and on purpose. Like while i am cleaning her litterbox, she will come pee or unload, ya know however she is feeling at the time. Also like fitting into the smallest places such as a sock drawer and pulls my matching socks apart. I have no idea, i think she is a magician. Oh and she also sleeps right on top of my head some nights. She did this every night for her first 4 months.

Some of the things i say to her, i never thought would come out of my mouth, ever.


• Don’t leave your crack mice (cat nip mouse) in the floor for me to step on. They are slobbery!
• Stop drinking the water from my cup, you have your own.
• Slide over, your taking up almost the entire queen bed.
• Stop trying to rub your butt on the dog and his blanket.
• Why do you always do the opposite of what i say or not at all.
• If you love me why do you bite me in the face?
• Do you like your new dresses? You look so elegant.
• Get that thing off my head & put it on the floor.
• The dog isn’t your personal jungle gym just because he’s old.
• Get that out of your mouth, you’re a cat!

I have a special bond with her after all of this though. I’m the only person she will lay around with, give kisses to, and let me hold her (sometimes even while she sleeps).


I can’t wait to see more of her traits as she gets order. She is hilarious now, so i can only imagine..


What is something your pet does that makes you say something and then immediately think “did i just say that, really” then giggle to yourself or in your pets face (they like that).

32 Replies to “Things I Say To My Cat”

  1. LOL I talk to my cats too. I have 3 of them, and they all have very different personalities.

    1. Haha, I can’t imagine having 3. That must be so much fun hah.

  2. I have a cat too and it’s so funny how they show love. One moment they’re cuddling you, the next they want nothing to do with you and can’t stand being so close to you! hahaha

    1. Haha, yeah it is so funny. She has different quirks she does when my brother comes over, she loves on him and his beard. Haha.

  3. Love it! We have two cats, and I am always talking to them, very similar to how you talk to your cat.

    1. They are a lot of company though. They are too cute!

  4. haha I love this – and your cat’s name! I tend to call my dog random weird “pet names” if you will like “honey bunches of oats” and “bubby.” I don’t know why.

    -Lauren

    1. Haha i love that, honey bunches of oats! Haha, that’s cute! I call her Boo a lot, she likes to hide when she’s mad so we (meaning i) play peek-a-boo. Sometimes i don’t even think she likes me.

  5. Oh, that’s so funny! I have a golden retriever named Remi, and he bites his nails, so the thing I find myself saying to him the most is, “Remi, cut it out! You’re not a nom!”

    1. Haha, aww! Quinn bites her nails too but she only does it for a few minutes, she think she is a dog anyway. I love Golden’s, they have so much personality.

  6. I had a kitty that went outside some, so he wore a collar. One day my husband and I were outside and our kitty came trotting home from the neighbors house, minus his collar. I matter-of-factly said to him, “Where is your collar? Go get it and bring it to me!” He turned around, and went back and got his collar and brought it to me!!!
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    1. Haha, that is TOO funny! I know they understand what we are saying, i know they do. Haha and they “talk” to you too whenever you give them attention. They keep things lively, that is for sure.

  7. Aw, she is so cute!

    1. Thank ya! She is a diva, hah

  8. Omg your kitty is adorable and sounds like quite the character 🙂 Pets make life so much more entertaining, don’t they? I love how you tell her not to use the dog as a jungle gym and I’m curious about her magician skills 🙂 I swear buster always manages to sleep with his paws on my face and in my personal area, regardless of how much space is on the bed!!

    1. Haha, they have no concept of personal space or they just sont care. Haha, she can make a can of tuna disapear in no time flat hah. The dog is 11 and she pounces, jumps, and leaps off him. Hah he is just like “whatever”. They do make me happy though, they are great company.

  9. I love my 3 cats so much. I also sing to them and they all have their own song.

    1. Oh! I love it that they each have a song! It is like they are a part of the family, Quinn is my fur baby. I don’t know what I’d do without her turkey butt.

  10. Quinn is such a beautiful cat! I relate to all of these things you’ve said to your cat. One of my favorite things to say to my cat, Bella, is “I love you” because she always meows back when I say it!

    1. Aww, it is like she is telling you too. That is too cute!

  11. The names that I have comes up with for my cat are ridiculous. He is now 13 and is still getting new names. Lately all have contained the word meow because he’s gotten so mouthy.

    1. Haha, that sounds like me too. I’m always calling her something different too. Most of the time I think she ignores me though. She is still in that kitten stage where she has the attention span of a fruit fly. Hah.

  12. I roared at this one “Do you like your new dresses? You look so elegant.” Hilarious post! I can definitely relate to some of these, especially how my little cat manages to take up so much of the queen bed. Your kitty is very cute, and lucky to have such a great cat mom.

    1. She is hilarious. Haha, she gets mad at me when I take her dresses off of her. Yeah, Quinn likes to stretch out the longest way possible while she sleeps. I hope you& your kitty are having a great day.

  13. I love this post! I had to laugh so much!!!

    1. I thought it would be a great Monday post. Hah. Happy Monday!

  14. I’m always asking “What are you eating???” because my cats like to eat random things. Sometimes I feel like pulling my hair out, but I love them. 🙂

    1. Haha! Sometikes it seems like a vicious cycle of deja vu with that question. Quinn likes to eat bugs that she may find at the door too.

  15. LOL. Our one year old cat is pretty similar in personality — her name is Lucy but she is known as Bad Kitty Lucy — or on more formal occasions, The Notorious BKL. 🙂

    1. Haha! That is too funny, her name is awesome. Yeah Quinn is a trip and always on a mission. Hug BKL whenever you can get your hands on her. Hah i think they will calm down, eventually.

  16. I have four and I definitely relate!

    1. Haha, oh wow! I can only imagine the things you’ve said.

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